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Attensions Hooomans!!
MY MOMSIE NOT LOOOOOVE ME ANYMORES. SOME PERSON GIMME NEW HOME NOWS! This new poopie layout gots no Toby in its. INJUSTICE!!! My claws are giving da screen skitchies and I no cares. I finks I wills run away wif my new purrrdy friend Athena. She gots two staffs to build an outdoors house fer her.
When I goes ova, I bring all meh toys to share. I alreadys given her two nippy ones since mom’s boyfriend adopted her last week. My person planning on gettings Cat Da Birdie toy fer Athena, just likes de one I has and looooorve!
Lately them peoples been making yucky faces at me. What you expects? I kitteh and meh big stinky is like your smelly perfumeys. Hooomans gots to be happy I use meh box and not rounds the house. Meowhehehe, I may has left tracks of poopie on de floor….but thats a differment story.
I sniff clean laundry…I goes sleep on it nows meh loyal subjects! Time fer meh hair to be all ova my hooman’s clothes. MAGICKS!
♥ Darlings: Making momsie do this.
